“It just seems silly to see two men on a date.”
Daddy and I are at Harry’s Burritos. The gay couple next to us leaves.
Daddy: You know, it just seems so silly to see two men on a date.
Me: Really? Why?
Daddy: I just think that most men are just interested in dating with the hope that it will lead to sex. So it just seems like there’s no point in going through the pretense when you’re interested in men.
I love it because it shows his tolerance (despite maybe some ignorance). Also, it’s rare that Daddy says the s-e-x word in front of me.