Listen up fives, a ten is speaking.
Tomorrow is the series finale of 30 Rock, and every time I think about it, my throat shuts up faster than a girl in math class.
This show has always been there for me. Like a work husband / uncle.
There are only two things I can think of to honor it:
1. Celebrate Leap Day every four years for the rest of my life.
“Leap Day” is probably my favorite episode of 30 Rock ever. Check it out wherever videos are streamed.
This is me on Leap Day last year.
And be sure to stop by my swanky New York pied-a-terre on 2/29/16 (I assume I’ll be ballin’ by then), when Tom has agreed to play Leap Day William, who emerges from the Mariana Trench every four years to give out candy in exchange for children’s tears.
And we can make this happen, guys. I mean, Festivus is still happening.
2. Gif parade.