I'm an independent woman! I just live with my dad and husband, ok?
Daddy drives me to the library.
Me: Ugh, my eye has been twitching so much lately.
Daddy: You know what’s good for that? Water.
(Substitute “sleep” for “water” 50% of the time, and you’ve got Daddy’s cure for all ailments.)
Hi, I'm Jill. The first thing you should know about me is that I'm obsessed with sitcoms.
The second thing you should know is that my new husband, Tom, and I moved out of our Brooklyn apartment in September, and moved in with my messy, divorced dad ("Daddy"). Thus began my blogging career.
For more about me and my writing click here.
Substitute booze for water 50% of the time and you have my cure!
Phil
http://www.blog.theregularguynyc.com
LOL good point!
How much water does Daddy drink?
A TON. He brings frozen gallons of water in the car with him to work.
How often does he go to the bathroom. Wait. I’m not sure if I want you to answer that. Perhaps that’s why you had plumbing problems! Daddy flushes too much!
Lol. I can’t speak to his bathroom habits, nor do I want to.