But mostly it’s just confusing. I have an MBA in Marketing and I still can’t figure out exactly who reads, why they read, and how they get here.
Despite my efforts, I can’t predict which posts will land, how many people will see my facebook links, or which time/day is best for posting.
Some days I’m just like…
And then the stats are like…
Regardless, there’s one constant I can always count on: amusing search terms.
When someone finds my blog via google, I get to see what they searched. Let’s take a look at a selection, in order of ascending weirdness:
- back to home blog
Oh, so close. This has been searched multiple times. Not sure if this is what you were looking for, but welcome.
-your mother doesn’t work here
By far the most popular search term. I guess a lot of people have slovenly coworkers.
Yep, pretty proud of that one.
-cat two timing
This is apparently a common phenomenon.
-someone eat a lot / “getting fat” / I’m getting fat / getting fat blog
Thanks a lot, daddy.
-man flu sexist / definition man flu / man flu aka cold / woman flu jokes / man flu jokes
My man flu post unwittingly attracts users from all parts of the sexist spectrum.
-darcy carden and husband
While I’m an admitted stalker of D’Arcy Carden, I don’t know anything about her husband. Yet.
-new sitcom women moves back home
I believe you were looking for How To Live With Your Parents (For The Rest Of Your Life), and I wish I’d written it.
-who invented kool-aid
I still don’t know.
-wife excuese not cleaning
Was this searched by a wife looking for usable excuses? Or a husband that doesn’t want to put up with her crap anymore?
That would be you, Rae.
Google tells me this is Indonesian for “vacation brain”. I’ve sort of got that.
-when can i get a bra in the palisades mall
Not where. When.
-bible quotes for improvisation
Nope. I should probably learn some though.
-door confrontations don’t work
Is “door confrontations” a saying? I’m just picturing someone yelling at a door.
-how to be a spiteful bitch
-tina fey leather
(shrug) I’m okay with that.
-independent woman will smith
That’s totally how I see him too.