$325 Garbage

I have in my purse a small piece of cardstock worth $325.

Tomorrow it will be worth a little less.

By September 1st, it will be worthless. As far as commodities go, this is a bad investment.

Sometime tomorrow, I will work up the strength to throw out the piece of paper that was worth so much just a month ago.

As I think about it, I get more and more bitter. What a fucking ripoff. Monopolies, man. The Man, dude.

At least it’s bright yellow.

Do you think I’m getting a raw deal?


  1. No way! I mean, it’s a big initial outlay, but compared to gas and parking it is a steal.
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  2. Word is The Man will asking for more of an investment from us. Oy Vey!
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