It’s not just the name of a Matchbox 20 song, the video for which was on constantly during the brief period in my life that I watched MTV religiously.
Full Disclosure is a series in which I admit to things that I shouldn’t be ashamed of, but am anyway. If anyone wants to come up with a cool graphic for the series, she should feel welcome to do so.
I take longer to pee than most women. I know this because without exception, when I enter a stall at the same time as someone, she is coming out first.
I assume this is because most women walk into the stall, squat in the position that they’ve been honing since middle school, pee, wipe and leave.
I can’t really wear heels. Have I mentioned that?
Today’s the first day of the year above 70 degrees (22? celsius? it’s impossible to know for sure) in New York and that means everyone’s walking around in their Carrie Bradshaw heels, all…
And I’m over here like…
When I was 22, I went to my family dentist with a chipped tooth. My mom started explaining and making excuses for me.
“I was drunk.”, I summarized. Dr. Traffley was amused and I couldn’t understand why my mom was embarrassed.